Posted by Cheryl (12.36.128.30) on April 11, 2001 at 13:24:48:
guy out on the golf course takes a high-speed ball
right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the
ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to
the doctor and asked, How bad is it doc? I'm going on my
honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in
every way. The doctor told him, I'll have to put your
penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight.
It should be okay by next week. So he took four tongue
depressors, formed a neat little four-sided bandage and
wired it all together -- an impressive work of art. The
guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries and goes
on his honeymoon. That night, in the motel room she rips
open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of knockers.
This was the first time he saw them. She said, You're
the first, no one has ever touched these breasts. He
whips off his pants and says, look at this, it's still
in the CRATE!