Posted by TerryS (198.133.22.68) on April 11, 2001 at 01:30:53:
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had
spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the
run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who
had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a
chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.He
got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was
kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As
soon as possible the husband made his way across the room
to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this
guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your
neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do
anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just
go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do
don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!.
Be strong and I love you." After spitting out the gag in
her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved
you feel that way. You're right; he hasn't seen a woman in
years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering
in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked
if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I
love you, too."