Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on April 04, 2001 at 17:19:48:
> > Isn't that just like a man............
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > A woman decides to have a facelift for her
> birthday.
> > > > She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good
> about the
> > > > results.
> > > >
> > > > On her way home she stops at a newsstand to
> buy a
> > > > paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales
> clerk,
> > > > "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old
> do you
> > > > think I am?".
> > > >
> > > > "About 32", the clerk replies.
> > > >
> > > > "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
> > > >
> > > > A little while later she goes into McDonald's
> and upon
> > > > getting her order, asks the counter girl the
> same
> > > > question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29".
> > > >
> > > > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is
> feeling
> > > > really good about herself.
> > > >
> > > > While waiting for the bus home, she asks an
> old man
> > > > the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my
> eyesight
> > > > is starting to go. Although, when I was young,
> there
> > > > was a sure way to tell how old a woman was,
> but it
> > > > requires you to let me put my hands up your
> shirt
> > > > and feel your breasts. Then I can tell exactly
> how
> > > > old you are."
> > > >
> > > > They waited in silence on the empty street
> until
> > > > curiosity got the best of her and she finally
> says,
> > > > "What the hell, go ahead".
> > > >
> > > > The old man slips both hands up her shirt,
> under her
> > > > blouse, and begins to feel around.
> > > >
> > > > After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay,
> Okay, how
> > > > old am I?"
> > > >
> > > > He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."
> > > >
> > > > Stunned the woman says, "That is amazing. How
> did you know?".
> > > >
> > > > The old man replies, "I was behind you in line
> at McDonald's."