Posted by Dennis O'C (209.34.2.89) on April 03, 2001 at 22:39:36:
In Reply to: Hey, y'all...DJ's ch's are coming up soon...HELP!? posted by Julie M. on April 03, 2001 at 15:03:51:
...consider the source.
Now what can i possibly add to all the advice you have received?...i know!...my version of what NOT to do. I feel a lengthy one comin on.
DON"T DO THE FOLLOWING WHILE DEEJ IS DANCIN WITH THE BEAST.
1. Wag yer finger in his face, while you slurp a double scotch and say "Gee you talk dirty"!
2. Sit right next to him staring thru the whole ordeal and shake yer head incredulously every time he looks at you with his one good eye.
3. Read non stop out loud from Dr. Goadsby's book an every so often say "HMMMMMMMM" as you shoot quick glances at him.
4. Decide to start a list of triggers by askin him what was the last thing he ate...an did he chew it well.
5. Pretend to simply kiss him...while hiding a plug of Blue Cheeze in yer mouth and french it under his tongue...as you douse him and rub him with vinegar claiming "DEN from the board says it works"
6. Model any new clothes ya bought and ask him if he thinks it makes ya look fat.
7. Dab that new perfume ya just bought on the thin skin covering yer juggler vein and ask him to smell it.
8. Roll yer eyes, hands on hip and say "Again? when will you stop smoking!"
9. Buy a new obnoxious dog and say " Pooky just wants to love Daddy and make it feel better...kiss Daddies face."
10. Pick up any household object and ask him where you should put it.
I am just tryin to help.
E-mail me fer more tips.
DEN