Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on April 02, 2001 at 16:41:56:
Ice Fishing
This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing.
She’d seen many books on the subject,
and finally, after getting all the necessary
tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she
started to make a circular cut in the
ice. Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed,
“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured
a Thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another
hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed,
“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”
The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the
opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried
again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even
louder: “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”
She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
“ Is that you, Lord?”
The voice replied,
“NO, THIS IS THE ICE RINK MANAGER!”