Posted by Nancy on April 03, 1999 at 01:08:27:
A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the
Highway Patrol Ball." He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have
balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
True story from Humboldt County.
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A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail, a ticket for $40.00, and a photo of his car. Instead
of the payment, he sent the police department a photograph of two $20.00 bills.
Several days later, he received a letter from the police department that contained another picture, of a pair of handcuffs.
True story from Orange County.
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Speeding Ticket: A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its blue lights flashing in his rear view mirror. He thinks, "I can outrun this
guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway says,
"Listen
mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said,
"A few weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought it was him coming after me to give her
back!" The officer let him go.
************************************ True story from LA County.
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