Posted by TerryS/NancyL (24.24.79.72) on March 28, 2001 at 19:50:10:
Pilot to Copilot
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> << he pilot was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Chinese.
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> > It was the first time they had flown together, after 30
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> > minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese."
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> > The co-pilot replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese ? WHY is that?"
> >
> > The pilot said, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbour. THAT'S why I
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> > don't like Chinese !"
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> > The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah.
> > That JAPANESE, not Chinese !"
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> > And the pilot answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't
> > matter. They're ALL ALIKE."
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> > Another 30 minutes of silence.
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> > Finally the co-pilot said, "No like Jew."
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> > The pilot replied, "Why not? WHY don't you like Jews?"
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> > "Jews sink Titanic."
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> > The pilot tried to correct him, "NO, NO !! The JEWS didn't
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> > sink the Titanic. It was an ICEBERG !"
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> > "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. ALL SAME !!"