Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on March 27, 2001 at 19:56:39:
> > >>
> > >> Three old sisters--92, 94,and 96 years old, respectively all lived
> > >> together.
> > >> One day the oldest drew a bath. She put one foot in the water,
> > >> paused, then
> > >> called downstairs to her sisters, "Am I getting in the tub or out of
> the
> > >>
> > >> tub?"
> > >> The middle sister started up the stairs to help, then paused and
called
> > >> back
> > >> downstairs, "Was I going up or coming down?"
> > >> The youngest sister, who was sitting at the kitchen table having tea,
> > >> said,
> > >> "I guess I'll have to help. I hope I never get that forgetful!"
> > >> and knocked on wood.
> > >> She got up then, paused, and called, "I'll come up as soon as I see
> > >> who's at
> > >> the door!"
> > >>