Posted by trip (64.12.105.28) on March 26, 2001 at 08:55:33:
BUBBA DIED"
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty bad. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl
and Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl
said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician
rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer
in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup,
he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over
and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two ass holes."
"What? He had two ass holes?" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went
to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two ass holes.'