Posted by ChuckC (63.39.136.209) on March 23, 2001 at 23:28:37:
In Reply to: Heaven? posted by Charlie S on March 23, 2001 at 18:34:16:
emotional attachment? Like the "Family Dog" who does nothing but leave little presents for you to clean up and is too stupid to learn outdoor Hygiene habits? ...who licks their genitals and then tries to kiss you? ...Who barks at the doorbell's ringing, even on the television? ...who wipes their butt on the Berber carpet? ...who knocks over the trash can! Who sits there in his smug little way, laughing as only dogs can (silently, that is) because he knows how bad he gets on yer nerves and also knows that if you were to harm even one little hair on his head, the house-spouse would come a runnin', iron skillet in hand, and beat you within an inch of your life?