Posted by Glenda (24.88.206.137) on February 27, 2001 at 20:09:37:
There's a little old Christian lady living next door
to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto
her front porch and shouts "Praise the Lord!".
The atheist yells back, "There is no God".
She does this every morning with the same result. As
time goes on the lady runs into financial
difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes
out onto the porch and asks God for help with
groceries, then says "Praise the Lord".
The next morning she goes out onto the porch and
there's the groceries she's asked for, of course she
says "Praise the Lord".
The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says,
"Ha, I bought those groceries - there is no God".
The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts "Praise
the Lord, not only did you provide for me Lord, you
made Satan pay for the groceries!!"
Doesn't that brighten up your day!