Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on February 22, 2001 at 15:47:13:
> > BROKEN OUTHOUSE
> > >
> > > Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears Paw in
> > the
> > kitchen.
> > > Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there
> > outhouse."
> > >
> > > Paw says, "All right, Maw."
> > >
> > > Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw,
> > there
> > ain't
> > > nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
> > >
> > > Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole."
> > >
> > > Paw says "I ain't puttin my head in that there hole!"
> > >
> > > Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the
> > problem!"
> > >
> > > Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya)
> > and he
> > > hollers, "Maw, there ain't
> > > nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
> > >
> > > Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole."
> > >
> > > Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw!
> > MAW, my
> > beard's
> > > stuck in the cracks in the seat!"
> > >
> > > Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"