Posted by Ike (165.121.225.89) on February 19, 2001 at 11:04:23:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep.
Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
Tonto ponders for a minuite, then says,"astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. It also tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorolgically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
"What it tell you Kemo Sabi?
The lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
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"Tonto, you DUMB ASS, someone has stolen our tent."
PFDAN TO ALL