Posted by Charlie S (12.39.92.126) on February 14, 2001 at 02:45:22:
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked seedy. "Can I help you?" the madam said.
"I want Natalie, the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies," the madam advised, "Perhaps someone else."
"Oh, no, I must see Natalie," he exclaimed.
Just then Natalie appeared to annouce to the old man that she charged $1,000 per visit. The old man never blinked, reached in his pocket and handed her 10 $100 bills. The two went up to her room for an hour whereupon the old man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again, demanding to see Natalie, who explained that no one had ever come back for her services a second staright night and that she did not give discounts. It would still be $1,000. Without hesitation, the old man handed her the money and they went up to her room. An hour later he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he asked for Natalie, produced the $1,000 and they went up to her room. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man. "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
"I am from Minsk," the old man replied. "Really," said Natalie, "I have a sister who lives in Minsk." "Yes, I know," said the old man, "she gave me $3,000 to give to you."
Charlie S :^)