Posted by NancyL (198.133.22.74) on February 06, 2001 at 22:14:44:
> > > A senior citizen's group chartered a bus from Brooklyn to
> > > Atlantic City. As they entered New Jersey, an elderly woman came
> > > up to the driver and said "I've been molested!"
> > >
> > > The driver thought she was just being delusional, and told her to
> > > go sit back down.
> > >
> > >
> > > 10 minutes later, another old woman came forward and claimed
> > > SHE'D been molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of
> > > wackos - who'd molest them?
> > >
> > >
> > > 10 minutes later, a third came up and said she'd been molested
> > > too. The driver decided he'd had enough, and pulled into the rest
> > > stop. When he stood up, he saw an old man on his hands and knees
> > > in the aisle.
> > >
> > >
> > > "Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?"
> > >
> > > "I lost my toupee. Three times I thought I found it, but when I
> > > grabbed it, it ran away..."