Posted by TerryS (198.133.22.66) on February 06, 2001 at 04:39:19:
> > > Subject: THOUGHTS
> > > Date: Friday, January 19, 2001 9:02 AM
> > >
> > > God grant me the
> > > > > >senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
> > > > > > > good fortune to
> > > > > >run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the
> > > > > > > difference.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've
> > > > > >discovered
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ONE - I started out with nothing and I
> > > > > >still have most of it.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > TWO - My wild oats have
> > > > > >turned into prunes and All Bran.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > THREE - I finally
> > > > > >got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > FOUR
> > > > > >- Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >FIVE - All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > SIX - If all is not lost, where is it?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >SEVEN - It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > EIGHT - Some days you're the dog; some days you're the
> > > > > >hydrant.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > NINE - I wish the buck stopped here; I
> > > > > >sure could use a few....
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > TEN - Kids in the back
> > > > > >seat cause accidents.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ELEVEN - Accidents in the
> > > > > >back seat cause kids.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > TWELVE - It's hard to make a
> > > > > >comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > THIRTEEN
> > > > > >- The only time the world beats a path to your door is when
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >you're in the bathroom.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > FOURTEEN - If God wanted
> > > > > >me to touch my toes, he would have put them on
> > > > > > > my knees.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > FIFTEEN - When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does
> > > > > >everyone
> > > > > > > decide to play chess?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > SIXTEEN -
> > > > > >It's not hard to meet expenses....they're everywhere.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >SEVENTEEN - The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the
> > > > > >depth.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > EIGHTEEN - These days, I spend a lot of
> > > > > >time thinking about the
> > > > > > > hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and
> > > > > >then wonder what I'm here
> > > > > > > after..
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > NINETEEN
> > > > > >- I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT
> > > > > > > AND
> > > > > >DOUBT IF YOU CAN EITHE