Posted by geoff (64.51.8.130) on January 26, 2001 at 09:53:15:
A very old man I know sufffered headaches everyday of his life..had been to every clinic, doc, nerologist, accupunturist..everything..no relief...one day he met a doc who, after examination claimed he could cure the headaches...however the proceedure involved removing his testicles..after some short deliberation..my friend agreed (anything to not have to suffer anymore)..the day after the proceedure he awoke..no Headache...4 days no headache..returned home.2 weeks no headache..5 weeks no headache..but he soon became depressed ( you know..missed the fellas), so his wife offered to take him for a new wardrobe to cheer him up..they walk into the shop and there's an even older man behind the counter "Son: he says "I've been in retail 52 years,if you need it, I can get it"..OK my friend says.."I need pants"..the guy looks out from behind the counter gives him the once over and says "34 waist, 34 inseem?"..."why yes" my friend replies. And the man procedes to show him an array of pants..."what else?".."I need shirts too"..he glances at him and says.."17 inch neck 35 sleeve?" "why yes!"
after they pick out shirts..."anything else?".."shoes".."10 1/2 wide?"...YES! (my friend is really impressed..this guy is incredible!..as he's checking out the older man says "anything else?"..and my friend remembers he needs new briefs...The old guy looks him over an says.."OK...large briefs coming up"..my friend say "no..medium"..the clerk says "LARGE" my friend say "MEDIUM!" And the clerk looks at him shaking his head and says..."You can't wear medium...they'll pinch your balls...give you a headache like like you can't believe...:)