Posted by Charlie S (206.162.126.69) on January 17, 2001 at 04:09:37:
George W. Bush and Dan Quayle where returning from hunting.
The two were dragging their dead deer back to their car.
Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something... but
I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer
in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into
the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later George W. said to Dan Quayle, "You
know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yeah," George W added, "but we're getting farther away
from the truck...."
Big Republican Smiles,- -Charlie S :^)