Posted by Margi (161.184.81.207) on January 04, 2001 at 10:25:35:
An oldie, but still a goodie: :)
Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he ate very little and became frail.
Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath.
Therefore, he came to be known as a:
"super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."