Posted by Paco (204.111.53.128) on December 31, 2000 at 23:50:07:
...my friends, and still we are here searching for...what? Relief? The cure? A shoulder to lean or cry on? Meds we haven't tried? Someone who knows what's inside our noggins? Why do I (or you) visit here every day? Me? I guess so I can feel some connection with the thick heads like me. I have never met another clusterhead. I am going to meet several this summer, if hell doesn't freeze over. I am going to hug Elaine and Jayne and August and any other female dumb enough to get within my reach. I will likely shake paws with Drummer and Jonny and Jack and Kip and Hub and BobP. I'll give a distant wave of the hand to Simon and DougL--LMAO--just kidding. I'll get a kiss, but not mouth-to-mouth, from Riccardo Pentennero. Tracy will arrive on her broom. LOL Kip will spray anyone in pain with liquid oxygen. I will hold a seminar on Sublingual administration of Cholula. Todd will start his lecture and we will throw him out of the seventh-story window. DJ will be arrested for teaching Georgians the "F" word on Peachtree Street. Cher will be arrested by Customs agents for trying to sneak in with Fish&Chips. I, of course, will be chilling in the sauna with a quart of Jack Black. I wish on every star I ever saw that we will all know a pain free time in this next thousand years.