Posted by Charlie S (205.148.196.5) on December 30, 2000 at 01:36:51:
> Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> Bad: It's triplets
> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago
> Good: Your wife's not talking to you
> Bad: She wants a divorce
> Ugly: She's a lawyer
> Good: Your son is finally maturing
> Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
> Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
> Ugly: You're starring in them
> Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
> Bad: You can't find your birth control
> Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
> Good: Your husband understands fashion
> Bad: He's a cross dresser
> Ugly: He looks better than you
> Good: You talk about "birds & bees" to your
daughter.
> Bad: She keeps interrupting
> Ugly: With corrections
> Good: The postman's early
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
>
> Good: Your son is dating someone new
> Bad: It's another man
> Ugly: He's your best friend
> Good: Your daughter got a new job
> Bad: As a hooker
> Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
> Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do
Happy New Year!
Charlie S :^)