Posted by Paco (204.111.23.31) on December 20, 2000 at 19:26:40:
A little guy
goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to
him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says,
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb.
right
testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy faints dead away and falls to the
floor. This big dude kneels down & brings him to, slapping his face
and shaking him, "What's wrong with you?" In a very weak voice, the
little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?" The
big
dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just
give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall,
350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle,
and
my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you
said Turn Around."