Posted by Charlie S (205.148.196.138) on November 28, 2000 at 07:03:47:
Virus Jokes For Geeks:
CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory
VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
LEWINSKY VIRUS Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS Saves your data but forgets where it is stored
MIKE TYSON VIRUS Quits after two bytes
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS Deletes all old files
TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of Lewinsky virus) Your whole computer goes down
DISNEY VIRUS Everything in your computer goes Goofy
PROZAC VIRUS Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS Only attacks minor files
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it-through Windows
Stay well,- - -Charlie S :^)