Posted by Charlie S (206.162.126.108) on November 25, 2000 at 23:43:36:
A College professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red..................cherry,"
"Yellow...............lemon,"
"Green................lime,"
"Orange...............orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!!!"
Apologies,
Charlie S