Posted by Riccardo (195.103.80.194) on November 24, 2000 at 02:29:15:
Sorry for bad translation....
An old couple goes to the urologist. The doctor asks to the man: - before all, we need some samples of urine, poo-poo and sperm
The old man, a little deaf, asks to his wife:
- What has said the doctor???
And the wife: - He want your underpants.
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Tony - mummy, mummy I have to pee!
Mother - OK let's go, I will help you
Tony - No mummy please, let grandma help me!
Mother - Why Tony?
Tony - Because her hand shakes.......
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Sally, has the milkman came?
Not yet mummy, but he has started to pant!
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.....hope these will be enough until my return....:-)
...for insults use the E-mail...:-)