Posted by Ted (152.163.204.10) on November 22, 2000 at 07:58:04:
In Reply to: Nevermind posted by Gary on November 22, 2000 at 03:06:22:
I would have yesterday but I packed my ears with birdseed and suet (the suet to keep it packed in there because of the geisers my ears become during attacks (is that what that article said Riccardo?) and not five minutes later my head felt immediately better. It seems there was a bevy of doves nesting inside my ears all this time and came out only to get the planted treats. I got another attack and it didn't work this time. After thinking about it I taped a Milkbone to my ear and three puppies came out of my ear while playing with a rubber-cheeseburger toy. Again, relief. This last time I packed my ears with catnip and lured out not only several kittens, but Keith Richards too.
It seems it's not a beast at all in our heads. It's cute furry and feathery creatures, along with ex-junkie musicians. Thank you so much for pointing us in the right direction. :-)