Posted by Margi (161.184.81.207) on November 14, 2000 at 11:11:19:
>Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 Years old. Hateful little dog.
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> Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel - 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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> Free puppies...part German shepherd - part stupid dog
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> German shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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> Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... Been out awhile.. Better be
> reward.
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> 1 Man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
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> Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
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> Snow blower for sale... Only used on snowy days.
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> 2 Wire mesh butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
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> Tickle me Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto,
> excellent condition $6800
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> Cows, calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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> 83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000
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> Star wars job of the hut -- $15
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> Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents
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> Full sized mattress.20 yr. Warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
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> Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bath home.
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> For sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man) - $50
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> Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubbie
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> Bill's septic cleaning "we haul American made products"
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> Shakespeare's pizza - free chopsticks
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> Hummels - largest selection ever "if it's in stock, we have it!"
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> Get a little john:the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
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> Harrisburg postal employees gun club
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> Georgia peaches California grown - 89 cents lb.
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> Nice parachute: never opened - used once slightly stained
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> Free: farm kittens. Ready to eat.
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> American flag 60 stars - pole included> $100
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> Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and
> flexible hours.
> Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
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> Exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box springs -$175.
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> Our sofa seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.
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> Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer & dryer $300.
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> Lawyer says client is not that guilty.
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> Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember
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> Gas cloud clears out taco bell.
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> Open house> body shapers toning salon free coffee & donuts
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> Kellogg's pot tarts - $1.99 box
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> Fully cooked boneless smoked man - $2.09 lb.
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> For sale by owner complete set of encyclopedia Britannica. 45 Volumes.
> Excellent
> condition. $1,000.00 Or best offer, no longer needed. Got married last
> weekend.
> Wife knows everything.
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> Ground beast: 99 cents lb.