Posted by Jack (24.190.201.93) on November 09, 2000 at 17:40:18:
Two elderly geezers in Miami Beach will end up in court claiming that their rights were violated.
They are both clusterheads and were in the throes of attacks during the voting period.
One guy was a Republican and clusters behind his right eye. His voting booth had Gore on the left so he mistakenly voted for Gore cause his right eye was drooping so bad.
The other guy was the inverse of this. He voted for Bush by mistake for the same reasons.
The solution handed down by the courts will be this:
Dueling Imitrex shots at 50 yards to determine the winner.