Posted by Ted (205.188.193.154) on October 16, 2000 at 00:45:09:
In Reply to: Dr Suess with CH.......enjoy..... posted by melissa on October 15, 2000 at 21:56:03:
You're a Mean One, Cluster Grinch
Author: Dr. Seuss
You're a mean one, Cluster Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Cluster Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Cluster Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Cluster Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Cluster Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Cluster Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Cluster Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Cluster Grinch.