Posted by melissa (63.27.81.209) on October 06, 2000 at 17:06:46:
A man was driving down the road in the country.
He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field.
He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving
around town with the pig in the car and a cop
sees him and pulls him over. Cop says "Hey, What
are you doing with that pig in the car?", driver
says "Well, I just found the pig beside the road
in the field." Cop says, "I want you to take that
pig to the zoo!" The driver agrees he will take
the pig to the zoo. So the next day the cop sees
the guy driving around again and pulls him over.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT I TOLDYOU TO TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!!" Reply,
"Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such
a good time we are going to the ball game now."