Posted by Nancy (216.236.6.46) on October 04, 2000 at 09:22:38:
Two Indians and a Cajun were walking in the woods, all
of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the
mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened
very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into
the cave.
The cajun was puzzled and asked the other
Indian what that was all about, was the other Indian
crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. "It is our
custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
Ifthey get an answer back, it means there is a
girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. the Indian
ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and
hollered,"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately,
there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Cajun wondered around in the woods alone
for a while, and then he came upon a great big
cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
opening, he was thinking, Hoo, man! Look de size o'
dis cave! It be bigger den dose de Injuns foun'. Der
mus' be some really big, fine womans in dis cave! He
stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and
closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his
face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes
as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the New
Orleans Times-Picayune read:
NAKED COONASS RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN."
Smile and a hug,
Nancy