Posted by melissa (63.21.2.55) on October 02, 2000 at 18:24:16:
A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come upon a
wishing well.
The woman leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a quarter. Her husband
decides he wants to make a wish, also. Unfortunately, he leans over
too far, falls down into the well, and drowns. The woman stands there
shaken for a moment, and then exclaims, "HOLY SHIT, IT WORKS!!