Posted by Testy (212.26.19.156) on September 28, 2000 at 03:38:45:
A young man was getting ready for *THE* date and in a burst of optimism dropped by a pharmacy to buy some condoms. As he was obviously unsure of himself and a bit young, the pharmacist took his time, showing him the different brands and models, colored and flavored, etc.
Finally, the pharmacist tells the young man, in excruciating detail, how to apply and remove them. The young man buys several of the more interesting ones and leaves.
Later that night, he is at his girlfriend's house for the first time eating supper with them. She had explained previously that they usually said a brief prayer before eating.
Both the boy and the rest of the family bowed their heads as the father solemnly said the prayer. When it was finished everyone raised their heads except the young man. To everyone's surprise, he remained at the table, his head bowed for several minutes until the girl nudged him with her elbow.
"You never told me you were so religious!" she whispered into his ear.
"Yes, and you never told ME your father was a pharmacist either!" He replied.
All the best.
Testy.