Posted by sonya (216.9.206.32) on September 21, 2000 at 11:12:49:
In Reply to: Jokes for a Thursday posted by Nancy on September 21, 2000 at 10:41:47:
I love this one!
TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS:
10. You wake up at 3a.m. to go to the bathroom, and
check your email on the way back to bed.
9. Your firstborn is named dotcom.
8. You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled
with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved
one.
7. You spend half of a plane trip with you laptop in your
lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional
year or two, just for the free Internet access.
5. You find yourself typing "com" after every
period.com
4. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
3. You move into a new home and decide to netscape
before you landscape.
2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
DRUM ROLL PLEASE...
AND THE NO. 1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS
ANONYMOUS:
1. Immediately after reading this list, you fwd: it to
someone!