Posted by Simon (62.7.106.215) on September 16, 2000 at 18:07:01:
In Reply to: Good job, Simon, but... posted by Todd on September 16, 2000 at 16:06:47:
...for which many apologies. It should obviously have said gru-gru, which is, as you will of course know, an "edible weevil grub". This is very important right now, as due to fuel shortages it is one of the few freely available commodities over here.
The grub is diced, marinaded in a mushroom sauce, then has butterfly farts bubbled through it while gently simmering over a charcoal fire.
The product is reduced, then a mix of MSG and alcohol is added, then the whole is boiled to a paste and spread by Q-tip into the nostril of the affected side.
Surprised you hadn't come across it - sounds like a typical apple-pie type home remedy.
Simon