Posted by Testy (212.26.19.156) on September 10, 2000 at 08:11:25:
A very shy young man goes into a bar, sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour of gathering his courage he approaches her and asks, "Mind if I sit with you and chat?"
The woman looks up at him and screams, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar turns and stares at the hapless fellow. The young man is hopelessly embarrassed as he slinks back to his seat. After a few minutes the woman gets up and approaches the still red faced fellow.
She smiles, "Sorry I did that but I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm doing research on people's response to embarrassing situations."
The young man nods and shouts, "Whattaya mean 200 dollars!"
Have a nice day.
Testy