Posted by TerryS (24.24.79.72) on August 12, 2000 at 16:01:38:
>> ALLIGATOR SHOES
>>
>>
>> Alligator Shoes
>>
>> A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of
>alligator
>> shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.
>"I'll just
>> catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can
>get a pair
>> of shoes for free." She stomped out of the store and headed
>for the
>> swamp.
>>
>> Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde
>standing
>> waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge
alligator
>closing
>> in. She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes.
>The
>> shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the
>carcass
>> onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were
>lined up.
>>
>> "Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't
>wearing any
>> shoes either!"