Posted by Jayne (209.214.118.39) on July 16, 2000 at 11:56:16:
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University of Michigan
>that
> many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's
right,
>in
> just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn
an
>AA
> degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the
program
> outline.
>
> FIRST YEAR
> Autumn Schedule:
> MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
> MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
> MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
> MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
>
> Winter Schedule:
> MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
> MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at
>4am
> MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
> EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
> EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
> ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
>
> Spring Schedule:
> MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
> MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
> MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
> MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
> ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
>
> SECOND YEAR
> Autumn Schedule:
> SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
> SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
> SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
> MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
> Elective (See Electives Below)
>
> Winter Schedule:
> MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
> MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
> MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
> MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
> MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
>
> Spring Schedule:
> MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail
Only)
> MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not
Necessary
> MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
> MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered
Foreplay
> MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
>
> Course Electives:
> EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
> EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
> EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
> MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
> MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
> MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
> ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her
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