Posted by Jayne (209.214.115.39) on June 28, 2000 at 19:58:45:
> Dear Mr. President:
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> I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
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> Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am sending
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> my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
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> Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
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> Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
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> Broaddrick. Are there any others that we should know about?
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> Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
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> planned to wait until they were about 10 or so to discuss it with
them,
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> but
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> now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
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> Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
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> (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have
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> to know is what the meaning of "IS" is. It really is great to know
that
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> certain sexual acts are not sex and one person may have sex while
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> the other one involved does NOT have sex.
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> Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
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> generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie,
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> "Wag The
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> Dog", could be plausible after all. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter
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> look
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> competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest,
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> Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
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> Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have plead the
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> 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
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> testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising. Thank you for the
19
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> charges,
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> 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and
the
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> 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the
other
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> "Clinton" scandals.
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> Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
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> foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
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> carefully disguised as necessary trips. Please give my regards to
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> Hillary,
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> when/if you see her. Tell her I'm working on a "Thank You" letter
for
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> her.
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> Looking forward to January 2001,
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> Average Joe