Posted by Jack (33.2.105.227) on June 16, 2000 at 09:12:16:
In Reply to: My dad. posted by drummer on June 16, 2000 at 07:39:41:
dopey father are all starting to depress me.
I am thinking of changing everybody's medication :-)
Here is what I want everyone to start taking immediately:
500 milligrams of thorazine
1500 milligrams of zoloft
500 milligrams of kava every 3 hours
St. John's Wort - take a real lot
3 Grams of Lithium 4 times a day but only after a big meal
100 Milligrams of Viagra before and after sex
100 grams of Prozac after waking
Call me in 3 months - if you are still alive
If you are not still alive you don't have to call but you will still have to pay my fee
Love,
Jack