Posted by Gary (208.49.238.132) on June 08, 2000 at 05:00:31:
Dave went to the store while his wife was in the shower.
While he was gone, his friend Bill showed up. Jim's wife.
in her robe, said to go ahead and wait a few.
After some light conversation, Bill said, "Hey, I'll give you $50
if you show me one of your breast".
She thought about it, and thought, what the hell!
So she showed him one.
A few minutes later, he said, I'll give you another $50 if you
show me the other one..
She's thinking,"What a wierdo",But another $50?
So she shows him the other one, and he gives her the other $50.
A few minutes later, he says,"Well I can't really wait around
for Dave,so tell him I'll talk to him later.
So, Dave get's home, and his wife says,"Your wierd friend Bill stopped by".
Dave says "Did he bring the $100 he owes me"????