Posted by TerryS (198.133.22.68) on June 08, 2000 at 04:33:29:
60th Anniversary
>>> > >> > An elderly couple were celebrating their 60th
>>> > >> wedding anniversary
>>> > >> > and they decided to go to the small town where they
>>> > >> first met.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > Inside the cafe they use to frequent the man said to
>>> > >> the woman,
>>> > >> > "remember the field where we first made love? I
>>> > >> propped you up
>>> > >> > against the fence."
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > She nodded her head yes.
>>> > >> > "Why don't we go there and do it again for old times
>>> > >> sake?"
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > Giggling she agreed.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > Not noticing but a police officer was in the next
>>> > >> booth and heard
>>> > >> > the conversation. He thought he'd better follow
>>> > >> them and make sure
>>> > >> > no one disturbs them.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > The couple got to the field, took off their clothes
>>> > >> and the man
>>> > >> > placed the woman against the fence. From the bushes
>>> > >> the
>>> > >> > policeman watched as they gyrated all over the
>>> > >> fence. He
>>> > >> > watched as they did things he never even thought of
>>> > >> doing.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > After five minutes they stopped, fell to the ground
>>> > >> and slowly got
>>> > >> > up and dressed themselves. As they approached the
>>> > >> bushes the
>>> > >> > policeman stepped out and said "I just followed you
>>> > >> to make sure
>>> > >> > no one bothered you."
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > That was the most wonderful love making I"ve ever
>>> > >> seen. " You
>>> > >> > must have been a wild couple when you were young."
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > "Not really," replied the old man. "When we were
>>> > >> young that
>>> > >> > fence wasn"t electric.