Posted by Jack (24.189.233.136) on June 04, 2000 at 15:14:07:
In Reply to: It has been written. posted by drummer on June 04, 2000 at 14:48:40:
I keep score:
1975 - You were arrested for dancing au-nauturel in that club in Miami. I flew down and bailed you out.
1979 - Your wife found out about your affair with Margaret Mead. I proceeded to convince Laurie that you were really being unselfishness and doing it for your family by trying to further your budding anthropological career.
1995 - I accompanied to your high school reunion and introduced myself to your status conscious classmates as your executive secretary and told everyone that you were the CEO of Kodak and not the plumbing apprentice that you actually were.
1998 - Tijuana - I still can't talk bring myself to talk about it - but where did you find a magistrate to perfrom the ceremony with that ewe anyhow?
I could go on but I won't.
I forgive you.