Posted by drummer (209.105.155.54) on May 17, 2000 at 18:24:27:
In Reply to: I was wrong, I do have a relative with a clue. posted by August on May 17, 2000 at 17:39:23:
Ever since my two daughters have known me - they have known me with chronic cluster headaches. They have each given me their various theories on why I have them. This is my 6-year-old's history of theories.
At age 0 the theory was, "gammergiffish" and she pooped her pants.
At age 1 the theory was, "daddy goofy" and she pooped her pants.
At age 2 the theory was, "daddy sick" and she pooped her pants.
At age 3 the theory was, "daddy is crazy" and she no longer pooped her pants.
At age 4 the theory was, "daddy needs a new brain" and she called me a 'poophead'.
At age 5 the theory was, "we need a new daddy" and she called me a 'poophead'.
Now, at age 6, the theory is, "daddy was born that way and there is nothing we can do."
She is more polite now. She no longer calls me a 'poophead'.
I'm glad my wife and I created her.
This clears up a lot of previously, un-answered questions that I had.