Posted by Todd (216.199.5.173) on May 05, 2000 at 17:47:59:
In Reply to: Col. Muster the Cluster Bathroom Buster.............nt :-)) posted by Deb on May 04, 2000 at 23:12:26:
Col. Mustard did it in the bathroom with the axe.
Fortunately, Johnny Cochran got him off using the now famous 'cluster-induced temporary insanity' defense, thereby inciting a run on appeals among death row inmates who all now claim to have clusters.
This causes a media frenzy, propelling the formerly unheard of disorder of clusters to the front pages and the top of every newcast. The Centers for Disease Control process hundreds of research grant requests each day from thousands of scientists and doctors who are suddenly compelled to find the cure.
Breakthroughs start happening weekly...sometimes daily. New meds are released every month. In no time at all, we are all PFDAN. Finally, a simple operation is devised to zap the now-identified single seratonin receptor behind all this agony, and we are all CURED!!!!
(Nope, not drinking or doing drugs. Just taking a little flight of fancy.)
KTSSU,
T