Posted by Margi (207.228.121.25) on May 03, 2000 at 15:17:19:
In Reply to: Beating my head on the floor (WARNING: may contain subliminal messages.) posted by Carl D on May 03, 2000 at 14:53:20:
I've kept pretty quiet through all the "schtuff" going on on the board lately (aren't you proud of me?) but this one, I have to put in my $.0363 cents worth (that's the Cdn equivalent of $.02 US).
BRAN, boy, you need BRAN. Muffins, cookies, whatever. Or oatmeal - you know - porridge, gruel, what ever you want to call it. But try sugar-free stuff if you can find it. Oh, and try NOT to eat anything white (dairy, sugar, FLOUR) - that stuff is like glue and white flour is the worst if you are feeling (you should pardon the expression) bunged up.
You could try ex-lax, but that is so violent a solution, if you ask me, and we don't want you getting ...um...caught short in a panic when you are not able to ...um...find resolution.
Oh, wait, you still get more for your $.0363 worth...you go right ahead and vent all you want, mister - you just send any crappy emails you get to me and I'll deal with it. There are those here who know how sharp my teeth can be and I've still got that can of whoop-ass that I'm just dying to try.
Okie dokie, smokey?
Love ya
Margi