Posted by Carl D (208.4.19.187) on April 27, 2000 at 11:28:00:
My head is not giving me a break - AT ALL!!!
My head is utterly totally and completely driving me crazy.
Yesterday I started shadowing and (i gues it was a shadow?) it escalated up to a 3 or 4 and just lingered for about 5 hours!!!!!!!!!! Talk about ready to go insane! At least I had the last of the Vicoprofen to help deal with it - but I am out of it now too so... Today is not going to be a good day, I can tell that already. I am freaking miserable, but won't bore you with the details. Let's just say I am ready for this to be over with last week. I was hoping sooooo much that I was going out of cycle, or would at least get a few pain-free days. Instead, I am beginning to believe this is a literal demon who gets off on watching me squirm, and so he teased me with 34 pain-free hours and then WAHLAAM!!!!
Riccardo, glad to see you are going to make it to the convention. I remember you said it was quite expensive for you to make the trip in August. I am still not sure how I will get there, but one way or another - I will make it; even if I have to sell my body.....oops! I forgot, can't even give that away at the moment.
I am going to go rub peanut butter all over my forehead and soak my head in vinegar while sucking on tree sap and see if that does anything for my head.
If that doesn't work....
I'll try chopping up matchbook tips ultra fine, snorting them, and then lighting them in my sinuses!
If that doesn't work...
I will gargle some Drano and pour lemon pepper sauce in my right eye while standing on one foot.
Can you say 'desperate for relief?'
I am afraid I will either be shot by a moron or involved in a car accident, become a quadraplegic, and the only part of my body that will be able to feel anything will be MY HEAD!!!!!!!
A quad with clusters? Now THAT would be the only way it could be worse!
Peace,
Carl D