Posted by jonny (24.147.227.36) on April 17, 2000 at 18:16:06:
In Reply to: OUCH Dedication posted by Bob P on April 17, 2000 at 14:59:50:
It's GREAT to be a MALE.....
> >because:
> >Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
> >Your orgasms are real. Always.
> >Your last name stays put.
> >Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> >Foreplay is optional.
> >You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
> >Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> >You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
> >Same work... more pay.
> >Wrinkles add character.
> >Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
> >People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
> >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> >Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
> >One mood, ALL the damn time.
> >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> >You can open all your own jars.
> >Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind
> >You can leave the motel bed unmade.
> >You can kill your own food.
> >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> >Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
> >Everything on your face stays its original color.
> >You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
> >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> >You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
> >You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
> >thinking: "He must be mad at me."
> >You don't mooch off other's desserts.
> >You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
> >If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
> >might become lifelong friends.
> >You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
> >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> >You don't have to shave below your neck.
> >One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
> >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> >Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
> >December 24th, in 45 minutes.
> >
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.......LOL.........jonny