Posted by Riccardo (195.103.80.225) on April 12, 2000 at 12:39:38:
In Reply to: :-) Also, HA! NT posted by Paco on April 12, 2000 at 11:54:50:
....a self build machine, that concentrate the cosmic rays on a nut, then an automatic device cover the nut with chocolate ( you all know that chocolate attracts the good mantra of all the world). A pyramid cover the machine, to avoid the dispersion.
Then the machine add a drop of blood of a chicken born in a full moon day (is better the blood of a 16 yo virgin, but is so difficult to find these in full moon days).
A lens concentrate my extra-body fluids (no I do not piss on the lens!) that glue the blood on the chocolate.
Now I boil the nut with chocolate and blood in water (picked up in the St. John night, at 4 A.M., completely naked... not St. John, I)
I let the water boil for 10 mins and 2 seconds, then I pick up the nut (the blood and the chocolate remain in the water,, obviously)
I throw water on my feet, then I put the pot on my head, and holding firmly the nut with two fingers, in front of a large mirror I say 10 times my mantra. All done!
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oh forget.... My mantra is: I AM A NUT! I AM A NUT! I AM A NUT! I AM A NUT! I AM A NUT! I AM A NUT! I AM A NUT! I AM A NUT! I AM A NUT! I AM A NUT!