Posted by Riccardo (195.103.80.225) on April 07, 2000 at 09:01:00:
In Reply to: See - This is what I mean posted by Jack on April 07, 2000 at 07:37:40:
You know that I have called you this morning.
BTW, You have the same sweet, warm voice you had in Naples 30 years ago... mmmmmmmmhhhhh!!! :-)
But what you do not know is that:
I have called before the home number (the only I have stolen from the WEB) and I catch a sweet female voice.
Hereunder what I have understood (really!):
***********START OF CALL*************
Me: Could I speak with Mr Jack Boyd? I'm Riccardo, from the CH Board
Fem: He is not here, this is a MASSAGE CLINIC ....[plus a 6 dozen of words I didn't catch....]
Me: Oh sorry, have he changed the number?
Fem: No, would you the number (approx this, in the middle of other 100 words)
Me: Yes thanks
Fem: [starting a lot of laugh with other females, asking eachother an incredible number of numbers]
....the number is ###.####
Me: thanks a lot [and, starting to understand that I did the right home number i try:] are you his wife?
Fem: NO i'm...... [another laugh with the other females] I'm the [+ 100 words I did not understand]
Me: OK [OK?!?] thanks
Fem: Bye bye [last laugh with the other females]
***********END OF CALL*************
Then, I have some doubts:
1) Do you live in a Massage Clinic? and if yes, why? :-) and if yes: when I can take a trip to visit you? may be interesting :-)
2) despite your love for me, and your obvious lifestyle, who the hell are other females (if one I can forgive you, but more than one!!!)
3) I can deal with my wife laughs when I go to bed naked. But how can I deal with your females laughs? Have you given them that picture of me completeley naked?
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Seriously (seriously?!?) I think to have something that make an US women completely crazy (no, no, not for sex!):
I have called by phone many of you MEN, and I have always caught the most (not all, but about 50%) of what you have said me.
With the women (excluding Susan, that seemed to me an English (G.B. I mean) Lady and Donna H too)
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND A SIMPLE WORD.
Elaine speak a strange Urdu dialect, Chana the ancient Swahili dialect and so on.
(apologies Elaine and Chana, I know that's up to me! :-) )
I hope that Amanda Best will return soon to the board, with her I will speak ITALIAN (this is the only thing I can, but not the only I would....:-)
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Ciao to all you